Let's Be Glowing In The Dark

It's that old story: boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl falls in love with boy. *roll cameras* Boy proposes to girl. Boy's car breaks down. Boy and girl go to the nearest castle, owned by a transsexual, transvestite alien, who's having a party, attended by

Please make your choice:

• various transsexuals
• various transvestites
• various aliens
• various rich weirdos.
  

Alien creates new human. Alien kills prior experiment with a pick axe. Alien, dressed as boy, seduces girl. Alien, dressed as girl, seduces boy. Girl, dressed as self, seduces aforementioned new human. Alien throws a

Please make your choice:

• dinner party
• birthday party
  

...for newly created human, where the main course is the body of the prior experiment. Alien turns attendees to stone. Alien un-stones attendees for the pool orgy. Two of the attendees, who happen to be aliens, kill folks, including the head alien. The castle, which turns out has been a space ship all along, takes off back to their home planet. Boy and girl live happily ever after. The end.

La science fiction, c'est pas ma tasse de thé. Par contre, ce t-shirt, si. Attention : brille dans le noir !